Daniel Cabrera Is Evil
A Daniel Cabrera rumor was circulating over the message boards that sounded too insane to be true, so after some quick research (a search on Google) we finally found a Yanks blog that somewhat confirms what is being said:
Daniel Cabrera is a dangerous man.
The Yank blog River Ave. Blues is reporting that Melky Cabrera was taken out of a winter league game when new Nationals pitcher Daniel Cabrera (no relation) beamed him with a fast ball. Mixed reports from the blog and XM 175 MLB Homeplate have the pitch being clocked between 96-100 mph.
We know this isn’t the biggest or most exciting news, but the NQ is going to treat it like it is anyways.
100 mph? Are you freaking kidding me? Not since King Kong was found cheating on Godzilla with Cloverfield has the news been this exciting!
Thank you, Daniel Cabrera! Media God!
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On January 9th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Hey NatsNq! Just wanted to let you know that I am a HUGE fan. Your blog is truly hilarious and you are the first thing I read every morning when I get into work. Go Nats!
On January 9th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Just to let you know, ZBF, you rule.
On January 10th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I watched that game on ESPNDeportes. You should’ve seen the look on Melky’s face: “Are you effin’ NUTS? WTF did I ever do to you??”
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