We have no idea if it was the holiday weekend or just the dementia of a horrible season finally settling in, but during today’s game that pit the Nationals against the Orioles, we saw plenty of weirdness.

Weirdness = Entertainment (Blog Material)

weirdharris

Infielder Willie Harris was the first Nationals player out on the field, but instead of stretching or doing some laps, he made a B-Line towards this grounds crew member and begins to treat him like a dirty punk. The nerdy white guy tried to defend himself, but Willie was just too fast for him. Willie Harris knows how to say “I Love You” with his fists.

weirdscreech

I’m sure when Hall of Famer Bob Feller woke up this morning and prepared himself for throwing out the first pitch at Nationals Park, he had no idea he’d be assaulted by a giant turkey in red football shoes.

weirddunn

Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts was stretching in centerfield when out of no where Adam Dunn ran up and tackled him. The two then spent the next five seconds rolling around in the grass like in some strange version of “Brokeback Anacostia.” The size comparison between the two players was hilarious. Dunn was King Kong to Roberts’ Oompa-Loompa.

weirdfan

This guy was very noticeable in Section 136 for obvious reasons– we was a little drunk and he was wearing a nice watch. You had to feel for the guy, though. He tried his damnedest to get a player to toss him a ball, get on the big screen, and get on the big screen, but sadly his watch wasn’t nice enough.

weirdrobin

We’ve seen some pretty strange things at ballgames, but the Boy Wonder? Christ, how much did this guy have to drink? Batman was there too, but he ran off to get his picture taken at the Green Screen Photo Area before we could get a picture.

weirdcrowd

So here is Robin and Batman again, but this time they seem to have picked up some chicks. One is wearing patriotic party streamers over her luscious legs while donning a hat that says, “D Nats.” Between her and Robin is a patriotic hippy chick who has a sign on her stomach. It says: “Pitching Rubber.”

What the hell was in the water today?

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