pattersonwife

Don’t ask me why, but for some reason I thought I’d look up some info on former Nationals pitcher John Patterson. It’s the off season– there is nothing better to do and the NQ was a fan of Patterson. The last we heard, he retired in January and moved back to Orange, Texas where he was born.

Well, I didn’t find anything new on Patterson because I am  just learning this Internet thing and haven’t done any real research since sixth grade when I used index cards to write down everything I knew about dinosaurs and how Jesus used them as work animals.

But I did find something small on Patterson’s foxy wife, Shannon Schambeau who was the 2005 Miss District of Columbia.

Some site called athleteswives.com has Mrs. Big Nasty up on their page and wants you to check out some pictures and rate her hotness. Currently, her rating is 8.4 out 10. Damn, did you know former Nat Aaron Boone married 1998 Playboy Playmate Laura Cover? I am totally in the wrong business. I need to switch from blogging to porn– or get a sex change and look for a blogger. I have no idea why I wrote that. It makes no sense.

The concept of that website is absolutely perverted and possibly degrading to women, but so is is watching the current World Series so we don’t feel like we stepped out of bounds.

If you have any information as to the whereabouts and the whatabouts of John Patterson, we’d love to hear the info.

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