Sorry for the lack of updates recently. The NQ has been traveling around in a sort of spiritual pilgrimage that almost caused us to swear off sports, socks and pork. That’s right, I was this close to shutting down the NQ because of the belief that ALL professional sports leagues are rigged, the outcome is preordained and sports is just a money-sucking distraction to keep the rabble from paying attention to more important issues like pharmaceutical pumping us full of useless drugs and the impending alien invasion.
Then I realized everyone already knows that and seems fine with that so I stopped panicking. We are on as usual. However, no lie, I, DangerNat, am now an officially online ordained Reverend. I do weddings, funerals and Absolution of Sin so if you want me to fulfill your spiritual needs as the only Ordained Nationals Blogger on the Net, you know where to reach me.
Not much going on except some more front office moves, Stephen Strasburg continues to go strong in the AFL and that legendary guy named Don Mattingly tells the Nats “thanks but get the hell out of town with that” about the open D.C. managerial job. Disappointing to say the least. All fingers are pointing at the Nats going with the cheap option in Riggleman. If that is the case, then prepare yourself for a 2009 Redux.
In happier news, OddNat took a few Nationals Spring Training photos and did some weird, Asian voodoo tomfoolery with them in Photoshop. The effect is called a “Tilt Shift Simulation” that takes pictures and supposed to make them look like train models or something. If you’re interested in having your photos done up in this style, let me know and I will get you in touch with OddNat. I’m sure you can work out some sort of deal.
Just be careful. He is a member of the Triad I think and those types are crafty.
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