Ryan Zimmerman’s Shoulder Is Dirty

According to Bill Ladson’s Twitter feed, Gold Glove third baseman and Nationals icon Ryan Zimmerman will be opting for shoulder surgery– at the end of the 2012 Wonder Season. Davey Johnson gave Ladson the goods.

Not sure what “clean up” entails, but this doesn’t sound all that concerning to anyone involved except the bits of awesome that will be removed from Zimmerman’s shoulder by doctors in the next couple months.

Then, with his DNA in hand, we can unlock all his secrets and grow our own Zimmerman and build a Zimmerman army that will cease all spice production until the Emperor of the Known Universe is forced to deal with us– “FATHER! THE ZIMMERMAN HAS AWAKENED!”

My God, what a dork post…

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